i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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