I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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