I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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