I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
