I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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