Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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