i just google imaged poop.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
The Olympian is in my bed
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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