...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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