Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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