found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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