Having a random hookup so left but love u
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
