Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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