So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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