I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
