Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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