She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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