talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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