Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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