they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
