where does the pee come out of this thing
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm just crazy horny about you
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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