no, he came in my armpit
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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