I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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