I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
So. Much. Porn.
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