If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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