So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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