do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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