But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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