The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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