I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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