butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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