Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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