guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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