Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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