Well douche your snatch and let's go!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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