Nicole vs. Life
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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