Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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