okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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