32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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