I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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