she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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