I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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