I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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