I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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