so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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