i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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