Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
its liver damage thursday
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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