Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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