i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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