Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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