Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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