i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
