If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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