Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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