Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just want to make out with him forever
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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