Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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