u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
